The Pat Kenny "Mystery"

No, not some Enid Blyton'esk adverture where our hero Pat Kenny solves a murder, I'm using the word 'mystery' here in its religious sense. That is, in Roman Catholicism, the word 'mystery' is used to explain away some cockeyed contradiction or paradox where the only way to deal with it is not to think about it very much at all. So the 'mystery' is, how the hell is Pat Kenny the number one broadcaster in Ireland? It just defies belief, the man is a wood peg with a microphone.

I was reading Graham Linehans blogg where Pat is shown "interviewing" Jerry Seinfeld and it is nothing short of embarrassing, the buffoon couldn't even get Seinfelds name right.

Here is Pats opinion of his critics. I'm proud to be in that camp.

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/articles-info/patkenny/Pat%20Kenny%20-%20Scum.mp3