Women Sort Yourself Out

I met some friends for beers last Friday after work and tried to describe this sketch. Guess what!? I didn't do a good job, but here it is anyway;

A Joke

from boingboing

Food related humour

ice cream ireland have a nice post about themed ice cream flavours for the recession;

two of my favourites are;

6. Newry Cream-in’ it

7. Cowan Fudge-in’ it

I'd buy 'em.

Vice Presidential Handlers Lure Cheney Into Traveling Crate

from The Onion

WASHINGTON—A team of nine specially trained handlers have successfully lured outgoing vice president Dick Cheney into a reinforced steel traveling crate in order to transport him back to his permanent enclosure in Casper, WY, official sources reported Monday. "He's a smart one. Once he sees the crate, he gets pretty nippy, but we've learned a few tricks over the years," chief VP wrangler Ted Irving breathlessly said while applying pressure to a deep gash on his forearm. "If we break a rabbit's legs and throw it in there, he will eventually go in to finish it off. Doesn't work with dead rabbits, though. Cheney only eats what he kills." Irving said that the latest vice presidential relocation went much more smoothly than September's diplomatic trip to Georgia, which was delayed for several hours after Cheney mauled three secret service agents and escaped inside the White House walls.

Get it on

Electric Bath Duck — 'One use only'

link from boingboing

Excellent Beer Ad

A Message from the Auto Industry

Socialism for the rich continues unabated ...


from BoingBoing

Prop 8; The Musical

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

Mitchell and Webb : Viewe Comment

An excellent sketch of a growing problem

Working From Home

A few of my friends work from home, this video explains a lot.

Santa's Wonderland Update

Following on from my earlier post - it was meant to look like this.

http://magic8ball.has-the-best-website.com/LaplandVillage_About.html

It just made me laugh

I have no reason to post this picture except that I really liked it.

I've lifted it from Mikes Weekly Skeptic Rant who's blog is often entertaining and usually funny.

Sounds like Fr Ted

In what sounds like a scene from Fr. Ted, an English company offered a Winter Wonderland completed with real log cabins, a nativity scene, husky dogs and other animals, as well as a "bustling" Christmas market for the bargain price of £25 per person, click on the link to see what that gets ya these days. has to been seen to be believed.

link

Behold the Christmas market!



Marvel at the wonderful animals in their natural environment!

wine tasting

I always feel a little sorry for people who don't drink...

God Trumps

Go see the rest link

A Maths Joke

Not too often you come across a good one so I'll post it;

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

Style Guide For Men

todays word is "faux-hawk"



from boingboing

Gnomes are not real!

This is really funny;

The gnomes, along with plastic flowers and other decorations such as teddy bears, have been called "inappropriate" and tacky by the Diocese of Bath and Wells.

The church banned the garden figures from Wrington and Congresbury cemeteries in Somerset, and have said they will remove any that they find as part of new guidelines issued by the Chancellor of the Diocese, Worshipful Timothy Briden.

A spokesman for the Diocese of Bath and Wells said: "There is no such thing as a real gnome so why should we have such unnatural creatures in churchyards?"

link.

thanks to Pharngula for the link

A Simple Pleasure