We get to vote for the Lisbon treaty again!!
While the other sucker countries of the E.U. didn't get to vote at all, Ireland shows everybody whose boss by getting to vote twice!
In olden times democracy's used to vote on things once, or for elections, once every few years but not any more!
Now, thanks to the new improved "E.U. Democracy 2.0" (patent pending) most people don't even need to vote but if, due to pesky constitutional requirements, this can't be avoided the question can be put again and again, each time with even more terrifying predictions of calamity, until the correct result is obtained!
The new "E.U. Democracy 2.0" comes packed with features;
a) A compliant press
b) Scowling E.U. bureaucrats
c) Denunciation pack filled with zingers to put those troublesome 'loons' in their place
d) The 'Vague Assurances' quote card set and
e) The "this is real democracy in action" Mad Libs prep.
Also included are 100's of pages of an unintelligible treaty that no one really understands.
So what are we waiting for?
Let's get voting.
Don't worry about the result, we can always be asked again...